I bet he said that to all the girls...

Click the image above to see the epitaph on E.H. Johnson's wives tombstones.

This next one isn't funny, but it is peculiar, so I thought I'd add it here.

An inside joke?

What's up with the pigs on the graves, anyway? *laughs* I thought this
was cute. In my mind, I could hear the conversation with Mother and Daughter:

Daughter: "Mother! You have to take better care of yourself! You're going to die on me!"
Mother: "This cancer (heart problem, diabetes, whatever) will kill me when pigs fly!"

A pig obviously flew...which is better than the stuff my own mother heard in her
mind when she saw these photos. She said, "Oh my goodness, I surely don't want
an angel pig on my own grave! Don't you dare! This person is saying, My mother,
the pig, is dead and in heaven now..."

I like my own version better!

Note the age of Grandma Higgins.

Upon seeing this grave, Stan deadpanned, "Wow, he was a tall one!"

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