When one asks one to go turn the thermostat down because that one asked is burning up, one shouldn't really turn it off instead, because when the one who asked that one to turn it down is going through menapause, that one worries when icicles form on the tip of her nose that she's having a reverse hotflash and it never occurs to her that the one who was asked to turn down the thermostat in actuality turned the heat completely off and the one driping 'cicles doesn't discover that the heat has actually been turned off instead of just lower for several hours later, when SHE ALMOST FROZE TO DEATH!
*shoots you a long look before breaking the icicles from the tip of her nose, then throws them at you like darts*
Posted by juel at November 12, 2004 11:46 PM