An Educational Book for Children.
Boogers illustrated by No one yet, but I'm sure someone can do it.
By Dhari Blythestone
Walls are not for boogers.
Sleeves are not for boogers.
Under the table is not for boogers.
Curtains are not for boogers.
What is for boogers?
Tissue is for boogers.
A handkerchief is for boogers.
Moist towlettes are for boogers.
Even toilet paper can be used for boogers,
but...
Walls are not for boogers.
Are pants for boogers?
No! Pants are not for boogers!
Is furniture for boogers?
No! Furniture is not for boogers!
Are television buttons for boogers?
No! Television buttons are not for boogers!
Are bedspreads and pillowshams for boogers?
No! Bedspreads and pillowshams are not for boogers!
Are walls for boogers?
No! Walls are not for boogers.
What have we learned, little ones?
What are for boogers?
Tissue! Yes! Tissue is for boogers!
Handkerchiefs! Yes! Handkerchiefs are for boogers!
Moist Towelettes! Yes! Moist towelettes are for boogers!
Toilet Paper! Yes! Toilet paper is for boogers!
And now we know that boogers have their own very special places.
Walls are not for boogers.
Posted by juel at April 23, 2005 01:46 AM