November 19, 2005

Oh! Speaking of Old Age..

I'm sorry. This is course. It's ugly. It's .. truth.

When I was young, I heard how it is when we age. Women, I heard, just start wrinkling, sagging, becoming more and more unattractive as we age, while men, age gracefully.. their stomachs getting paunchy was said to be a sign of success, the salt and pepper hair, distinguished... so that while women just wear out.. men become more appealing.

I don't know how guys feel about older women, but I'm here to tell ya, that stuff about older men, it's lies. It's just flat lies. I see these old men and I look and I have to make a conscientious effort not to wrinkle my nose. I have to really try hard to put on a poker face and not one of total disgust and I have to choke the internal tourettes hard, because I just can't keep from seeing their own saggy eyes, saggy boobs, saggy cheeks, zero ass, and on those guys wearing loose jeans, yes, even their saggy old balls knocking against their knees! YUCK!

So whoever started that rumour.. you're a sick and twisted person. To make women feel so bad about getting old, and to try to make a man feel like .. they're yummy.. when they really do get quite disgusting, just was so very wrong of you!

Shame on you! *laughs* Sorry guys. I'm really sorry.. but.. truth is truth and we women have known it for years, you really deserve to know it too! I'm so sorry!

Posted by juel at November 19, 2005 01:48 AM