Mom called and said that she saw on the news that eating Saur Kraut twice a week will help prevent us from catching Chicken Flu. Hell I'm all for that.. I went right out and stocked up on Saur Kraut. If a bug comes within 100 miles of us, we all catch it. I figure it's only a matter of time until we get it.
I heard yesterday they had a case of it in Canada.. now we're not accepting any more of their fowl here in the states. I figure that makes sense, that'll stop it. Birds fly Mr. Bush, Birds fly.
Anyway, we're all eating our Saur Kraut, making the sign of the cross at anyone who comes close to us looking slightly pale, and we're just doing our best to keep from spraying total strangers with Lysol, just in case.
But...
I've got this all worked out in my own mind. I read that it's not the birds that's making people sick, to go ahead and eat the chicken.. that it's actually the mutated virus that people who ATE the infected chickens got, and are now giving to others.. so I figure.. Okay.. kids, eat up, eat all the chicken you want.. I'd rather we be the host of this thing, and pass it on to others, than to recieve it from someone else and die of it!
*laughs*
Brilliant, aren't I?
Posted by juel at November 23, 2005 05:26 AM