November 29, 2005

Mom...

I'm not sure where this entry will go, I never am.. however, I can't leave you without something to read while you have your morning coffee.. on this, next to the last day of November. Didn't this year fly?

It makes me want to write poetry...

The leaves fly, black clouds bloom,
every day moves us closer to doom.

*laughs*

I'm sorry, my pessimism always shines through.. I just said I 'want to', didn't say I could.

Anyway...

I shoulda put that in Stan's birthday card last week. I might make a nice cheerful section of Black Birthday e-cards.

What's on my mind tonight. Lisa's Thanksgiving Dinner, first and foremost. I'm still in agony over here by the way. I think she tried to kill me and take the family fortune for herself. I'm going to call her tomorrow and ask if she has the antidote, I'll do anything, because if she doesn't help me, I think I might be in trouble. I think I have some kind of turkey infestation. I think I inadvertantly ate a hidden turkey egg and it's somehow taken root and every day brings me closer to the birth of the worlds first turkey child. Either that or she slipped me some lead soup!

You know we were talking about buying a secret cottage in Tennessee.. not telling anyone...when we do, I think my friend Jana might want to use it sometimes too. *laughs* I still think it's a good idea. No phones, just our computer, books, plenty of food, coffee, chocolate milk and Calgon. No men. No kids, just peace and quiet. Amen. But Lisa can't go. Not unless she gives me the antidote.

We have to get better. There's only 26 more days until Christmas. I still have a lot of shopping to do. I'll never get done. It'll take me that long just to get addresses together for Christmas cards.

It's not that I'm picking on Lisa, God love her, but she wants us all to wear gowns for Christmas. I have them. I'm giving her the itty bitty one. *laughs*
Won't she feel fat? That'll teach her to serve me turkey laden with lead!

Seriously, I think this is Shelly's fault. Someone told me she had a terrible stomach virus on Saturday and I was over there on Thursday, and 2+2 is adding up to "sick". Shelly, I'm not sure, but I might owe ya one!

Well, I'm out of words. I think I'm gonna go watch television for a time, maybe I'll be able to sleep. Hope you sleep good too and feel better tomorrow. G'nite!

Posted by juel at November 29, 2005 11:15 PM