A friend and I were talking tonight about wars, and murders, and child abusing, and all manners of terrible people who do terrible things. We were just mulling over this new religious fad - suicide bombers, nutty priests, fanatics who do the craziest things in the name of religion, and more often than not, to my observation, most of these atrocities are carried out, or planned by males (and have always been, all throughout history).
I'm sorry guys, forgive this post, I'm just calling it like I see it.
Men and war. Men and murder. Men and abuse. Men and wickedness that most women wouldn't be able to begin to dream up. Most.. there are some horrible horrible women out there.. but not nearly a fraction of them as compared to the horrible fellas out there.
So while we women are sitting here watching, males are virtually oozing testosterone all over our would.. it's on our furniture, our chairs, our carpets, it's all over everything, look at the mess they're making. To my way of thinking, this testosterone leakage is doing more damage than Chernobyl... 3 Mile Island and the bombs of Hiroshima, all combined.
It's getting in our hair, on our skin, in our lungs and it's making all of us sick. Our children are in grave danger of not having much of a planet left, if we continue to let the males on this planet seep their invisible poison onto our soil and into our streams!
I think it won't be long until women smarten up, and when that happens, they'll realize that men are, and have been for quite some time.. obsolete.
We don't need them. Not really. We can, through genetic engineering, 'father' our own children, to insure survival of the species.
We can (and do) work circles around them..and it's proven that we're healthier as a whole, we're much more intelligent. We are capable of grabbing our mops and dust-cloths and cleaning up every last streak of testosterone out there!
In time - I may not live to see it, but maybe Mikyla will - women will wake up and decide that enough's enough. They'll take over, take the right to vote away from men, and begin to lead our countries. They'll stop the wars, divide the natural resources fairly, do all manners of wonderful things for huwomanity.
Some decades after that time, males (all races) will become a 'rare' breed. Something like one to every 500 females. And some time after that, only the very "wildest" of women will own a male which she'll choose to keep for a 'pet'... A mere conversation piece, like one of those...coffee table books you see here and there. She'll put him on display, in a nice clean cage - sprayed daily to keep the testosterone to a safe level. By then... man will be nearly extinct.
A sign on the cage which holds him will read something like this:
Warning! Do not feed the man. Do not try to pet the man. This man can not speak, he has had his voice-box surgically removed, for your safety. He does, however have all of his teeth, and has been known to bite. Feel free to wave, he can and does wave back. On rare occasions he may even smile for you. This man's name is Omega.
About Man:
In ancient times, man ruled the world. He left death and destruction in his wake. Pain, agony and Grief were his calling cards. Now on the verge of extinction, Omega is a prized acquisition. Omega was born in captivity and is 47 years old. He still has the ability to wreak all sorts of havoc, if he were to escape. We keep him sedated. Should you notice any sign of aggression from Omega, please inform the Mistress at once. Thank you for your interest in this exhibit.
*laughs*
Yep, it's just me.. just thinkin'... thinkin'... thinkin'... pay no attention to anything I say...
Posted by juel at February 5, 2006 02:54 AM