February 12, 2006

Congratulations, Shelly & Gerald!

The new baby will bring so much joy into your lives, and I just know you're going to be Wonderful grandparents!

*tosses Shelly some Orajel, Desitin, and Infant Tylenol, then on second thought tosses her some Effergrip, BenGay, a Hearing Aid and a bottle of Absorbine Jr...a tub of Icy Hot, a hot water bottle, aspercream, Migraine Strength Excedrine and some Depends Discrete Undergarments for old ladies*

You'll be.. needing all of these, gramma... some of these things are for the baby... HAHAHAHA!!

Posted by juel at February 12, 2006 01:45 PM