I'd like to address the jeans the women are wearing now. I just don't understand how they keep them up. I never really cared for the old hip hugger look, but these pubic hair huggers are even more purplexing.
Most of the women's bodies in the USA aren't built to wear those. Have you seen how most of the gals look while wearing them? They give new meaning to the word "flubber"!
I see women and young girls wearing them but damned if I ever see one sit down. According to my calculations, there's about 4 inches of uncovered butt and butt crack back there, that's just covered by a thin layer of those short shirts they're wearing with the pubic hair hugging jeans. They better not sit down, when they stand back up those jeans will be down around the backs of their thighs! Particularly on a heavier woman.
Now.. that's 4 inches of normal sized woman uncovered behind.. but me, well my butt goes up about double that.. that'd be 8 inches of uncovered hiney for me, and I would just like to ask the jean's designers and manufacturers for one favor. Please go back to making the cut of jeans you did circa 1970 thru 1980.. any style from that era will do.. I'm not after a particular fashion, the thing is, my butt hasn't changed.. it's still right there where it always was.. more of it, sure, but pretty much in the same locale..if some has dropped over time, that's even worse.. I'm sure I have some butt below the butt cut, where the thighs are located in these pubic hair huggers, and butt above the butt cut and jeans with a 2 inch rump just don't fit me correctly...would never have fit me correctly, and will never fit me correctly.
And don't point me to the elastic waisted old lady and fat woman jeans. I want some real jeans, for my real butt, and I want them right now! Ones that cover my pubes without my having to shave for a "jean-line", and they would in a perfect world cover my ass.. jeans with belt loops and pockets and a zipper and a button. Is that too much to ask? I don't give a flyin frig what kind of cut they have at the hem.. do what you will.. but please.. I'm not a plumber! Give me something that will COVER MY ASS!
Posted by juel at February 13, 2006 01:50 AM