November 10, 2006

Isn't it peculiar..

...how life takes all these twists and turns and you never really know how anything is going to turn out? And the outcome is usually the very last thing you'd ever expect to have happened.

For example.. just a couple of days ago, I had no Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and now today I have 2 boxes. Isn't that amazing?

And take Junior Mints...The last box I bought were just normal small sized Junior Mints with white in the middle, and now this new box.. the centers are red and green. I never would have expected that...

A month ago I was worried sick about Sarah, and now she's staying here, she's fine, working, doing really well. Roy's in Mississippi. The kids are happy, they're doing great, no colds or viruses at the moment.

Last night I was trying to fall to sleep, when I heard this horrible gasping, snorting, trying to breathe type snoring...coming from my closet. I had to look to see what the hell it was.. and it was Fudge.. sleeping and just snoring dog style. He sure fit in here well. He and Mikyla were performing a snore symphony. Mallory put in an occasional high pitched whimper to complete a full sonata in sinus problems major.

Oh and while it's on my mind, one quick thought about those "male enhancement" commercials on television. They drone on and on about how Bob's confidence has increased so much.. when all I actually hear them saying is, "...our product makes the every day average dick a bigger dick. Male enhancement...yeah. That's just what this old world needs more of.

I would also like to extend my condolences to Mr. Bush. *laughs* He's had one hell of a week hasn't he? (No, it wasn't my 'bigger dick' comment that lead me along this next line of thought, I.. don't think, anyway...) Rumsfield will complete his term.. on second thought, let me show you the door. And the poor bastard has who now, knocking at his door, 3rd in line for the presidency? What's this woman's name, Pelosi? She'd allegedly said something in the past along the lines that Mr. Bush was dangerous and an emperor who wasn't wearing any clothes? Yes, I'd say he's had a really shitty week, wouldn't you?

And how was your week?

Posted by juel at November 10, 2006 08:43 AM