February 27, 2007

Uh....

I just got the strangest call from Sarah. I just had to share it here.


Mom?

Yes...

I know this is going to sound crazy, but did Jesus come?

Yeah, I know your eyebrows are up in the top of your hair line now, mine were...

Well.. if so, I missed Him, Sarah.. but I've been playing Spades...

Mom... something happened here.. there was a big flash of light over the trailor park, and then the dog.. which never barks, is barking like crazy.. the police sirens are going nuts, and the neighbor just came and knocked.. she said it was all over the news, that Jesus came.. that was the light we saw...

Oh.. oh.. well.. did she actually see Him?

She didn't say, she just said that's what they're giving on our news.

Well.. I'd not put much stock in it Sarah unless you see Him yourself...did you see it on your news?

But mom my television is out.. I get 3 channels clearly and they're all 3 out...

Okay honey, let me turn on the news... surely they'll have something about it on there if He's here.. hang on a sec...

I scratched my head and glanced outside and went back to the phone.

Nope, if He's here, they're keeping it awfully quiet...is your neighbor on the sauce? Maybe there was a plane crash, or a transformer blew...

No! She's like talking to Granny, Mom!

Well.. maybe you'll find out tomorrow she's a drinker.. or on something....and you have to call me tomorrow to let me know what the heck it was.. ok?

Okay Mom, sorry to call so late.. love you.

Love you too. G'nite.

G'nite.

God-a-mighty.

Posted by juel at February 27, 2007 12:06 AM