April 16, 2007

Mind In The Gutter Post...Read At Your Own Risk

Sarah called this evening.. asked what kind of bug spray works best.

"Well.. it depends on what kind of bugs you want rid of, Sarah."

"Okay.. I need rid of..." She hesitated a moment then continued, "...Pecker Gnats."

"Pecker Gnats?"

"Yeah, you know those little irritating gnats that hang around a dog's pecker?"

I considered that a moment then replied, "Can't you just have your hubby take a shower?"

*laughs*

Yeah, Yeah, that was mean, but I couldn't resist. I'm positive they don't have a dog down there in Gulfport...

*coughs*

Sarah! Forgive me! Hehe!! I'm just teasing with you!

Posted by juel at April 16, 2007 10:49 PM