June 20, 2007

Kelly...

..had me laughing so hard last night. He goes with Dips to the grocery store sometimes. I write Dips a list and he goes to get what I want.

Kelly said he knows why it takes Dippy so long to get home when I send him to the store. He said I don't group items together on the list.. and Dippy doesn't read the list to see what he needs say.. in produce.. or in canned foods.. he follows the list to the letter.. one item at a time, right in a row.

*laughs*

So if I have a list that's like this..

milk
bread
eggs
coke
diet coke
cheese
saur kraut
tomatos
bologna
green onions
garbage bags
lucks soup beans

Dips will go for the milk first, then to bread aisle, then back to the dairy foods for the eggs, then to the pop aisle, then all the way back to the dairy foods for the cheese, and will NOT deviate from the list. Kelly said when he was with him the other night.. Dips got tired about after the 5th trip across the store and back for this or that, he shook the list at Kelly.. hit it with the back of his hand and said, "See what takes so long? She has EVERYTHING scattered all over this list!!! Nothing's in order!!"

I lost it when Kelly told me that, I laughed so hard I hurt my tummy! Kelly said it's all he can do to keep from grabbing the list, GIVE ME THAT!! Then get the stuff himself in one stop per section.

I'll have to remember not to scatter things anymore!

Posted by juel at June 20, 2007 10:36 PM