They say only your best friend would tell you.. well I don't even know you but I'll sure as hell tell ya. I sat behind you at the courthouse today. You were the really hairy fella in the long sleeved sweat (good name for it because it smelled heavily of the stuff) shirt and cut off summer shorts. Why did I notice? Because I smelled something. Something so horrible I thought I was gonna throw up all over the back of your chair. Then it hit me what it was..and I stared at you with disbelief.
From all these little ones I'm with every day, I know what it smells like when they don't wipe well after they go potty. It was that nasty rotten smell but adult sized, not kid sized. My guess is you just smeared it around a little and called it "done". Good God man, I bet right about now you're feeling pretty raw aren't you. Nasty, nasty, nasty, you were every bit of 40 years old - way too old to be sitting in a courtroom smelling like that.
Please, the next time you do your business, WASH YOUR DIRTY ASS!
God-a-mighty.
Posted by juel at September 20, 2007 10:26 PM