...made me crack up laughing this evening. She said Mammy, today Nathan sat by me in gym and I had to ask him to move. I thought I was going to throw up.
Why, Mallory?
Because he had bad breath. So I said to him, Nathan, you're going to have to move away from me. But I didn't want to tell him why. I didn't want to hurt his feelings by saying Nathan move away, you have bad breath and it makes me want to puke...but Nathan wouldn't move away, so I had to tell him why.
You told him he had bad breath?
Yes. I said Nathan I don't want to hurt your feelings but your breath stinks and it's making me sick. You have to go away. Go away from me.
Did he go?
Yeah, he went. He wasn't happy. Nathan's never happy.
I bet that didn't make his disposition any sunnier either!
Nathan! If you wanna sit by Mallory, dang boy, brush those choppers!
Posted by juel at October 18, 2007 11:06 PM